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A perfectly grilled hot dog in a soft bun with classic toppings.

Quick way to grow hot dogs. Hot Dogs.

This recipe is a humorous take on "growing" hot dogs, perfect for a quick and silly meal or snack.
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Prep Time 2 minutes
Cook Time 3 minutes
Total Time 5 minutes
Servings: 4 hot dogs
Calories: 300
Ingredients Equipment Method Notes

Ingredients
  

Hot Dogs
  • 4 hot dogs any brand
Toppings
  • as much as you like Ketchup
  • as much as you like Mustard
  • 4 Buns

Equipment

  • Microwave
  • Microwave-safe dish

Method
 

Get Ready
  1. Unpack your 'hot dog seeds' (hot dogs) from their packaging. Don't worry, these grow very fast!
Planting
  1. Place each hot dog in a microwave-safe dish, giving them a little space to "grow."
Growing Magic
  1. Microwave the hot dogs on high for 60-90 seconds, or until they are plump and hot, indicating they have "grown."
Harvest and Serve
  1. Carefully remove your "grown" hot dogs and place them in buns. Add your favorite toppings like ketchup and mustard.

Notes

This "recipe" is meant to be a fun and quick way to prepare hot dogs, not a literal gardening guide!